When the world’s a mess and you don't want to own it.
Tired of explaining that this disaster isn’t on you? Let this tote do the talking. Featuring bold typography that declares "The Next Four Years Are Not My Fault!" alongside a slightly angry bear peeking out from the side, this design is a whole mood—equal parts frustration, empowerment, and unapologetic self-expression.
Whether you’re marching, running errands, or just emotionally surviving another headline, this bag’s got your back. It’s made from strong, high-quality materials that can carry the weight of your daily essentials—and maybe even some existential dread. Choose from 13", 16", or 18" sizes to match your mission.
Why You'll Love It:
Conversation Starter: Sparks laughs, solidarity, and knowing nods wherever you go.
Built to Last: Made with spun polyester, reinforced stitching, durable cotton webbing straps, and a nonwoven laminate lining—this bag can handle real life, not just cute errands.
Sized Just Right: Choose from 3 roomy sizes (13", 16", or 18")—all with a spacious main compartment to haul books, groceries, snacks, or a whole protest kit.
Toss it over your shoulder and let the world know—you voted for sanity.
