At first glance, it’s giving springtime vibes—but this tote pulls no punches. With the bold phrase “Felon 47 Not My President” blooming from the center of a bed of colorful florals, this design is equal parts playful and politically savage.
Because let’s be honest: 34 felony counts and still trying to run the country? This bag is for those who believe in facts, accountability, and not electing criminals to the highest office.
Perfect for errands, rallies, or just turning heads at the farmers market—this floral statement brings the heat in the prettiest way possible.
Why You’ll Love It:
Conversation Starter: Sparks laughs, solidarity, and raised eyebrows (in the best way).
Built to Last: Made with spun polyester, reinforced stitching, durable cotton webbing straps, and a nonwoven laminate lining—tough, durable, and strong just like you.
Sized Just Right: Choose from 3 sizes (13", 16", or 18")—all with a spacious main compartment to haul books, groceries, snacks, or a whole protest kit.
